A: Why is this Left hand man so lazy, always late for work and still, the TL like him a lot? At the same time, why is this Right hand man so overrated, do some many works, keep claiming other's credit?
ME: Sign your name on this paper...
A sign it with his right hand.
ME: Your Right hand is doing all the writing while your left hand is resting on the table doing nothing. Does that means your Left hand is useless?
A:...!